Mary Jane Holland
Nate. 22. Florida.
I like being with my friends, getting stoned, playing video games, watching Netflix sleeping, drinking coffee, dragonite, cats, jazz, and liquor.

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k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

5 hours ago | J | 24,868 notes
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Song: Mary Jane Holland
Artist: Lady Gaga
Album: ARTPOP
Played: 58,975 times.
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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

17 hours ago | J | 89,652 notes
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Artist: And I'm Lady Gaga
Played: 64,936 times.
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chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

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239,498 plays

clituorice:

Lindsay Lohan switches to the other side of the street when spotting a Lady Gaga billboard while Tyler Oakley sneaks up on her

1 day ago | J | 35,786 notes
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Song: When your waitress accidentally drops your food
Played: 30,007 times.

harrystylesdildo:

When your waitress accidentally drops your food

1 day ago | J | 2,153 notes
850,241 plays

appleznbananaz:

skeetbucket:

alvinton:

videohall:

The Power of Pine-Sol

FUCK

LMFAO MY ABS ARE SORE SO THIS IS KILLING ME RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT I CAN’T BREATHE

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657,660 plays

slogon:

barack-obottm:

dick had me like

YOU BITCHES NEED GOD OMFG

3 days ago | J | 98,438 notes
419,756 plays

ruinedchildhood:

me as a teacher

3 days ago | J | 64,972 notes
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So my friend was applying at McDonalds and I had to screenshot this.

The only instructions were “Pick which statement you agree with”

???

What do any of these have to do with each other?? Which ones are you supposed to choose????

4 days ago | J | 1 note
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